Dear Press gang:
The Haast - Holyford Highway rally went well in Te Anau... It really is the Donald Trump of Highways
It even has the same demographic support and charisma. “It will be BEAUTIFUL, so great, nobody make Highways like we do” “We will build it for the Chinese and make them Pay for it”.
“We will win SO many tourist we will get tired of winning... And tourists!” “We will make SO MUCH money we wont know where to invest it all” “Ngai Tahu and Queenstown will not use the Greenstone Valley Portion of the Road to steal Te Anau Tourists because WE will MAKE them behave” “Otago better not get any IDEAS because we can always put up a border fence” “We WILL make Southland Great again”. Also “We LOVE West Coasters”
Oh What a Parody.. to good to waste! too bad Regions in both regions affected are not swing voters but Solid National & Solid Labour and also Donald Trump lives in a different Country.
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