Saturday, January 25, 2014

Fiordland Advocate - Ray Willet Story

Posted 25th January 2014 to the Fiordland Advocate Newspaper



I recon in respect to Ray Willet who helped Bring the Kepler Challenge into the World that it would be fitting and proper to have a Senior’s Race  Event held with a couple hours head start before the main event, so the Race Monitors can follow them easier and they are not left to straggle home on their lonesome..
And out of Respect to Mr Flewellen they could Name the senior section after Ray’s Late Donkey who seems to double these days as a sprit guide for old Runners.
I am personally waiting for a race for no-so-fit-people that starts with a Helicopter drop off at the Luxmore Hut and finishes at the Iris Burn Waterfall Pool Below Mount Tinsley, a Route Pioneered By 80+ year Professor Brian Tinsley in his 2012 pilgrimage.



Southland Times - Bad Truths!

Posted by email 23rd January 2014 to the Southland Times



No Change in the Climate?
As the great atheist writer Daniel Dennett said to Richard Dawkins and the late Christopher Hitchens
There is some knowledge that we should never know, because Humanity would harmed by it.
Good to see the Southland Times and the Australian Media Barons who own it understand that view.
You have been tested well and you admirably protect the people well from dark secrets, (with the possible exception of Gwen Dyer’s Dispatches)
for you know everyone must feel that we all live in a STATE of slightly flawed perfection in order for it to work in balance.
What’s the saying: It’s not just innocence that protects it self, it’s Ignorance as well... That’s gotta be Bliss!

Thank you Fairfax for your services to the Nation’s General Happiness.



Southland Times - Defending the Greens

Posted by email 21st January 2014 to the Southland Times.



The Poor old Greens are getting a bashing in your public opinion of late!
As I recall the Green Party in NZ is really a “Values” Party with a re-branding,
a collection of Intellectuals and Very Cleaver People who are Worried about Stupidity Destroying Human Civilisation
and the Earth we stand on.

No, they are NOT a religion, and they are not likely to argue the point with People in the Public Opinion because
They are Intellectuals, Scientists and Cleaver People and they just don’t need to.

Clearly thanks to Rupert Murdoch, Religion and Politics These people with Values feel more comfortable working amongst themselves to keep us ALL alive and happy.
But naturally there is nothing more scary than a bunch of really Smart far-seeing People forming a loose association behind our backs.
Especially for People doing wrong things and those of anti-humanist persuasion.

I also blame Hollywood Fiction where People of Values seem to be Evil Doers and People of Faith are friends of Humanity which is of course
arguably Arse-a-Boo excepting perhaps the late great Norman Borlaug who’s good intentions have inadvertently brought Human suffering to a whole new level.


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Fiordland Advocate - Talking down the Sewer Pipe

Posted to the Fiordland Advocate 17th January 2014


I like what your Devil’s Advocate has to say so far, but there is something I should mention,
Malicious tongues say it appears now that the only real reason to pump sewage waste to the Manapouri Airport is
To save a bit of money, If the Te Anau Treatment was upgraded to be able to produce potable water this crazy pipeline
Project Would not be needed, and in a way this leads on to the Devil’s Advocate debate about the future of the Basin.

We have to stop this nonsense that Manapouri and Te Anau have different destinies. Te Anau has twisted it head to the North and has not considered the lands to the South in the Big Picture.
Also the Roll of the Government has been vastly underrated in your Crystal Ball, if that Ball could look back in time you would see all the main settlement started to the South and ALL our current infrastructure was of Governmental origin in one way or another and that includes all our major Tourist Companies.
Speaking for the Devil Pro-Bono,  We are not so much cleaver business people here as just DAM lucky!
And of coarse one John Cochburn who dreamed of a Road to Milford Sound, still a great Destination for any tourist worth their salt only now the Majority of visits will be by sea and not on John Cochburn’s Road Network and the Great Fiordland Lakes.



Published January 23rd 2014

Dominion Post - Hobbit Merchandising

Posted by email to the Dominion Post 14 January 2014




For all the Fuss and Celebration over the Hobbit Movies and their economic windfall it’s odd that there is not much merchandising
about for the tourists wanting to bring home mementos of the Tolkien Movies that New Zealand has become Famous for. Even Halloween
Costumes have to be imported from the USA if Kiwi kids want to put a Kiwi edge on dressing up for fun. In-fact the Halloween Market in the USA is not served well
By Weta brand Merchandise as most of it is designed for larger adults and is highly expensive. It is also interesting that India makes all sorts of Replica Traditional Armour but not Tolkien inspired costumes. Of course we are lucky to have the Weta Shop but it’s mostly out of stock. Just want to point out a gap in the market and ask why shouldn’t NZ’s Movie Industry be showcased to visitors and Kiwi Halloween parties!




Sunday, January 19, 2014

Titanic II - Bad Karma

Posted by Cahir O'Doherty

Irish Central  January 18th  2014



The enduring fascination with the Titanic should probably make us stop and think sometimes. There have been countless books, films, documentaries, plays, musicals and even operas made about the ill-fated ship.

It's never enough. It's never the final word. It's never the definitive story.

There's a good reason for that.  We are fascinated by the Titanic because it reminds us that human effort – even the mightiest human effort – will ultimately come to nothing in the face of nature and time. We called the Titanic unsinkable. That was our hubris. Make a big enough hole in any ship and it will sink.

The truth is simple: behind the mystique of the Titanic is the ineluctable mystery of death. That's why we can't let it go. At some level we're bothered by it. We want to change it. We can't accept it. We're frightened by it, too.

That's why we keep going back. Some of us more than others. This week Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is pushing ahead with his ambitious plan to launch Titanic II, a faithful replica of the original ship, scheduled to set sail on its maiden voyage in 2017. The liner will be built by CSC Jinling Shipyard Company in China and not at a Belfast Shipyard. 

No expense has been spared.


No original detail has been thought too inconsequential. A great deal of thought has been given to the herculean task of creating a near perfect replica of the original Titanic, but apparently much less thought has been given as to why we are creating a replica of the Titanic at all.

Remember that the tragic ship has long since come to rest two miles underwater in the north Atlantic. Remember that it has become a famous graveyard, too.

That fact should have given us pause. It's understandable to want to defy nature and time and fate and complete that tragic maiden voyage from Belfast to Southampton to New York City. But it isn’t necessarily smart.

To underline just how serious Palmer is about re-creating – and completing – the ship's long delayed journey, reports in the press this week suggest that passengers on the maiden voyage of the replica Titanic II will be subjected to an eyebrow-raising level of authenticity when it comes to the privations of steerage.

They may not have showers, they may have only two baths for 700 people. They may be squeezed in four to a cabin. Welcome back to 1912.

But it's when you reach New York that the one percent versus the unwashed world of the gilded age will be underlined. At the dock steerage passengers could find themselves being 'de-loused' by canons that blast colorful confetti at them rather than bug killer. That's the sort of detail that should really catch your eye.

I mean, what on earth do we think we're really doing here? Do we really think we are salvaging a doomed ship from its dreadful fate? It's too late for that.

Do we think we can re-write history by having a doppelganger complete the original voyage? It's hubris as objectionable as calling the original ship unsinkable. We should have learned the hard lesson.

It's a floating mausoleum, not a ship, Built with Irish sweat on Irish soil.

Read more: http://www.irishcentral.com/opinion/cahirodoherty/Sink-the-Titanic-II-insensitive-obsession-goes-too-far.html#ixzz2qpzazZZG 

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Clive Palmers Titanic Media Stunt

Posted 19th December 2014



As critics mull over the unfeasible economics and lack of physical progress, this Old Blog
Rings Warning Bells...

Titanic II may follow original to the bottom
SCOTT MURDOCH AND ZHANG YUFEI THE AUSTRALIAN JUNE 15, 2013

CLIVE Palmer's plan to rebuild the Titanic II was hailed with a lavish dinner replicating the final feast aboard the stricken ship, but development of the project appears to have slowed.

The Weekend Australian's requests to tour the CSC Jinling shipyard in Nanjing, where the $500 million-plus project will be undertaken, were refused .




Is Mr Palmer just raising media speculation to give himself an international profile?

Why are the Chinese announcing they are building a Titanic of their own?

does Mr Palmer even have a passion for maritime history at all... ?

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Southland Times- Cash Politics

Posted January 15th 2014



It was voiced in Tuesdays opinion that ALL our recourses MUST be exploited or we won’t have any money.
This seems to make sense on the surface until one examines the Modern World and how it works.
Money is a by-product of Politics. We in Southland are our own victims as we don’t see that if people are united
Politics will provide what ever they need. If you are Calvinistic and think suffering is good or that we are not worthy
Or maybe that a portion of the population MUST be repressed or you might even have an inner Sarah Palin, Than that is how politics will serve us.

Southland is perhaps still the Richest Province in New Zealand, we don’t need to put the pedal to the metal with exploitation
If it aint broke, don’t fix it or you will make it worse. Just look at all the best places to live in the world: People there demand and politicians
Supply, they don’t tear the country apart, they don’t have to, if they put the Horse before the darn Cart.


Printed page 6 the Southland Times 16th January 2014



Southland Times - Biblical Diet Debate

Posted to the Southland Times Public opinion 13th January 2014


Thank Goodness for Doreen Fox taking on Jack Murrell in the Public Opinion pages
What an admirable diversion for the Times for its stalwarts to articulate about a Biblical Diet.

That’s a new one for me.

So that Jesus guy was a Vegan then... Or was that only on Sundays without the Red Meat.
No... Christians have to eat a body and drink blood... OK now I am Confused Doreen,
None of those things come up when you Google “Vegan” at least the “Google” hooked up to the World Wide Web.
To be fair, Ms Fox might have a more “divine” server than the rest of us : )


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Mountain Scene - Aspiring New Lake

Posted 13th January 2014 to the Mountain Scene Queenstown NZ

I wrote to the Southland Times to ask if the spectacular New Lake at Dredge Flat on the Dart River has been given a Working Title yet.
Some suggestion have come my way I picked New Years Lake due to the time of it’s creation but other suggestions have been Lake Evo
And Haggunenon (Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy) Lake due to the fact is constantly evolving. Dredgewater and Crème de Menthe due to it’s colour.

Maybe there are more Ideas from your readers, could even be a fun competition and Non official as it is not permanent...
The winner could get a jet boat ride to see it : )




Monday, January 13, 2014

Dominion Post - Hobbit Merchandise NZ

Posted 14 January 2014 to the Dominion Post



For all the Fuss and Celebration over the Hobbit Movies and their economic windfall it’s odd that there is not much merchandising
about for the tourists wanting to bring home mementos of the Tolkien Movies that New Zealand has become Famous for. Even Halloween
Costumes have to be imported from the USA if Kiwi kids want to put a Kiwi edge on dressing up for fun. In-fact the Halloween Market in the USA is not served well
By Weta brand Merchandise as most of it is designed for larger adults and is highly expensive. It is also interesting that India makes all sorts of Replica Traditional Armour but not Tolkien inspired costumes. Of course we are lucky to have the Weta Shop but it’s mostly out of stock. Just want to point out a gap in the market and ask why shouldn’t NZ’s Movie Industry be showcased to visitors and Kiwi Halloween parties!


*Helmet not availible in New Zealand.


Wednesday, January 8, 2014

TV3 - Monorail is Media Candy

Posted to Campbell Live TV3 New Zealand 21 Dec 2013


John,
It’s not really Fair...
Bob Robertson Gets tons of Media Coverage for his Heath Robinson Monorail Project
And TONS of Backlash for upsetting the Tourism flow around Fiordland National Park

Where was the Self Righteous indignation when I set out to Get Te Anau to build a Cycle Trail to Lake Manapouri,
New Zealand’s most Beautiful Lake as an enticement to get People to Stay in Te Anau an Extra Night...
Nothing... They Just Ignore the Whole thing...

What Happens when I put forward a Historical Nomination to Name a near by Peak after JRR Tolkien and Upset the Flow of
Hobbit Tourists in the Area.. Nothing.. Not a Squeak, Come on people, where is the rabid Outrage in the Media when you need it.

I want my 5 minutes of Government Ministers on Campbell Live Squirming about their inability to do their job properly
because of conflict with the general public.

That media darling Bob Robertson just get all the breaks!

Southland Times - Oil Bonanza

Posted 9th January 2014 to the Southland Times Invercargill



What Rotten luck that Otago Southland is going to have a great offshore oilfield exploration programme
Just as the world is freaking out about Climate Change and wasteful resource depletion. Yes, it is still business as usual in the 
Oil Hungry Global Market place but at some point there will be a Quantum Shift when the Madness has to end.                                                                                                                      
Don’t expect any warning. It’s likely to come like a thief in the night. Politically speaking it’s something not even science fiction has prepared us for.

If you are observant you will note Top Scientists agree this WILL happen but don’t agree on when, but they do agree that Drilling for Hydro-Carbons will be In Dangerous Situations will not be the priority it once was.

In the mean time our region seems to be comfortably tucked away from current planetary physics in a sort of 19th Century Bubble, a magical place where all our natural resources seem to be illuminated with little dollar signs, and there are no important consequences to actions of the great and powerful.

Or as the Green Party would say: La La Land.


printed 14/1/14 page 6 as "Business as Usual"





ODT - Waitati Militia Battle

Posted 6th January 2014 to the Otago Daily Times Dunedin



It was good to see the McGillicuddy Clan on the front page of the ODT, December 30th
And a mention of the Waitati Militia, Oddly I thought the Militia had disbanded as we have not heard of them for years,
It looked as if the last bastian of Alf’s imperial Army left was Oamaru, Good to read they are back but there was no mention of the
Linsky’s or the Wizard of Dunedin.. A one time Resident of the old Gothic Dominican building known now Hogwarts Backpackers.
The early Alf’s have a bit of an old boys facebook presence these days, and some old battles on Youtube, but their best legacy has to be the annual Larnach Castle Ball.
And I bet more than a few Yarns..


Printed in the Otago Daily Times Newspaper



Southland Times - Invercargill 2013

Posted 5th January 2014 to the Southland Times



Thank you Southland Times for your coverage of local events last year
Rio Tinto Smelter problems made big waves in the National Media with a bailout of sorts from the Government.

We got a New District Mayor who is an ex Manapouri resident no nonsense sort of guy. Who has to sort of the Regions Cycle way projects which seem to be entirely comprised of nonsense.

Your team covered the Drama with the New Zealand Geographic Board and their 40 year Tug of War with JRR Tolkien In the Earl Mountains of Fiordland (an area which features again in the current Hobbit Movie)

And out in the big wide world we had an exploding meteor over Russia, Mr Obama Stated Climate Change is a Fact we NEED to address
and scientists discovered a way to reverse aging in mice and potentially Humans.

It sure will be interesting to see how all this plays out with in 2014 with a new Editor at the Helm.

(Good Luck)


NB no letters where published in the Southland Times during 2013




Sunday, January 5, 2014

Bill Gates Billions - Save the United States

Posted 6th Jan 2014 Odentroll Dispatch 



Has Anybody Asked Bill Gates if he would like to Save the United States for posterity?

He could create hundreds of jobs and get young people to learn technical Skills if he 
could join up with Billionaire Clive Palmer to restore the Nation's Flagship the SS United States 

now rusting at a Dock in Philadelphia USA.

This could be the Biggest Youth Based venture EVER launched with a little help from Australian Clive Palmer and the Blue Star Line... 

A.E.Nicholson