Showing posts with label Haggunenon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haggunenon. Show all posts

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Southland Times - 1080 Conspiracy 2014

Posted 30th August 2014 to the Southland Times Invercargill NZ



To sooth the concerns of Southlanders about the unprecedented 1080 Drop in the Iris Burn Valley in Fiordland I took the liberty of
Channeling a Conspiracy Theorist to find out what is really going on.

As I discovered Years ago the Department of Conservation is a perfect Cover for a
Sinister Secret Government Agency, doing Secret X file type project disguised as harmless Bird Recovery Projects.. Projects that no one questions... Or Monitors..

The recent 1080 Drop has got to be one such event. In-fact the so called Beech Mast has not happened as no one has seen the trees flower this last summer
And the Rodent Emergency is something to do with an unexplained Explosion that literally Vaporized a large area of Trees in the Valley in 1984 .

The 1080 Drop is a cover for a urgently conceived “Sweep Up” operation before the Tourist come back and it also has the Benefit of Discouraging Sportsmen from the area.
The Black Radio Mast on top of Mount Tinsley is another interesting feature that DOC Staff claim to have no knowledge of.. But it is more than likely to be part of a Clandestine
Mountain Top Research Facility or for Monitoring of some unexplained phenomenon such as Bats that suddenly appeared from nowhere in the Valley in 2012 Near the Site of the
Vaporization also known as “the Big Slip” A name that has never been explained properly, a Slip in Time or a Dimensional Slip? I think there are some Dark Secrets to this story : )

Notice the harmless Pre-Drop of Bait too place under tight security at the Airport and took ages, the Actual Poison Bated took place on a cloudy day for flying with less Helicopters in less time and from an run down Barn Off the Supply Bay Road... What was that all bout? And why was the Mayor apparently not informed that the Council Airport was sealed off to the Public?  Why has DOC never acknowledged the visit of top Texas Scientist Brian Tinsley and his Son from Washington to the Valley in Dec 2011? All Good fodder for Conspiracy Guys!

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Mountain Scene - Aspiring New Lake

Posted 13th January 2014 to the Mountain Scene Queenstown NZ

I wrote to the Southland Times to ask if the spectacular New Lake at Dredge Flat on the Dart River has been given a Working Title yet.
Some suggestion have come my way I picked New Years Lake due to the time of it’s creation but other suggestions have been Lake Evo
And Haggunenon (Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy) Lake due to the fact is constantly evolving. Dredgewater and Crème de Menthe due to it’s colour.

Maybe there are more Ideas from your readers, could even be a fun competition and Non official as it is not permanent...
The winner could get a jet boat ride to see it : )